Yes, Marvin The Carbon Based Unit has arrived. Marvin is not associated with monopoly's Marvin Gardens, but Marvin will accept rent if you land there. Can't pay. Its off to jail, lose your turn.
Marvin will offer tips on such fascinating topics as skydiving and parachuting from your roof or your favorite tree; Is it safe to throw rocks at low flying passenger jets, How to sneak your friends out of the penetentiary in an A&W take out bag, Where is Elvis really hanging (Marvin's tip - there's this guy at Marvin's house who says "Thank you very much" a lot, and many more timely features.
Sports features abound, such as "Incorporating body-checking into curling", "Why don't curlers use air compressors, street sweepers, Zambonie's or just blow to clean the ice instead of brooms?; "Quit sweeping and start a fighten." There will be sweeping articles - "You can broom sweep in curling if you can sweep your floor" - "What exactly do curlers sweep away?"
Marvin also delves into this mystery. Why do football players always patt each others ass?
You don't like sports? Does Marvin care? Nope! Caring is not allowed at Marvin. You can care outside of Marvin. Perhaps cruise parking lots in the summer and rescue a dog trapped in an overheated car or motorcycle (Marvin likes busting the window part of the rescue - and its legal). Can't find a dog trapped in a car or motorcycle in a parking lot? Here's a Marvin tip.
Borrow, steal or build a dog. You could also create a reasonable facsimilie. Then slide over to a parking lot, preferably with those yellow line dividers as it makes navigation easier - execute an illegal entry into the car or motorcycle - put the dog or reasonable facsimilie into the self-propelled motorized containment unit - wait a minute or two - then shout real loud.
"Look! Look! - there's a poor dog ..." - Or the alternative depending on your setup -
"Look! Look! - there's a poor reasonable facsimilie trapped by an evil motorized vehicle owner inside this sweltering aforementioned machine" - Next, bust the window, grab your dog or the reasonable facsimilie and run away quick darn fast. Then from a safe distance, watch as people in the parking lot pounce on the owner when it returns. There is a possibility of violence. Marvin does not like violence, but heck, if its there its there. There's no better way to meet new thugs. You could be in a gang before you know it.
Marvin will offer tips on such fascinating topics as skydiving and parachuting from your roof or your favorite tree; Is it safe to throw rocks at low flying passenger jets, How to sneak your friends out of the penetentiary in an A&W take out bag, Where is Elvis really hanging (Marvin's tip - there's this guy at Marvin's house who says "Thank you very much" a lot, and many more timely features.
Sports features abound, such as "Incorporating body-checking into curling", "Why don't curlers use air compressors, street sweepers, Zambonie's or just blow to clean the ice instead of brooms?; "Quit sweeping and start a fighten." There will be sweeping articles - "You can broom sweep in curling if you can sweep your floor" - "What exactly do curlers sweep away?"
Marvin also delves into this mystery. Why do football players always patt each others ass?
You don't like sports? Does Marvin care? Nope! Caring is not allowed at Marvin. You can care outside of Marvin. Perhaps cruise parking lots in the summer and rescue a dog trapped in an overheated car or motorcycle (Marvin likes busting the window part of the rescue - and its legal). Can't find a dog trapped in a car or motorcycle in a parking lot? Here's a Marvin tip.
Borrow, steal or build a dog. You could also create a reasonable facsimilie. Then slide over to a parking lot, preferably with those yellow line dividers as it makes navigation easier - execute an illegal entry into the car or motorcycle - put the dog or reasonable facsimilie into the self-propelled motorized containment unit - wait a minute or two - then shout real loud.
"Look! Look! - there's a poor dog ..." - Or the alternative depending on your setup -
"Look! Look! - there's a poor reasonable facsimilie trapped by an evil motorized vehicle owner inside this sweltering aforementioned machine" - Next, bust the window, grab your dog or the reasonable facsimilie and run away quick darn fast. Then from a safe distance, watch as people in the parking lot pounce on the owner when it returns. There is a possibility of violence. Marvin does not like violence, but heck, if its there its there. There's no better way to meet new thugs. You could be in a gang before you know it.
1 comment:
Marvin, I see you have been busy with blogging and have taken this project to heart.
Your imagination and creativity never ceases to amaze me.
What a prolific writter you are. Did you miss your calling in life?
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