Marvin Marvinenlous Interactive Jockularity

Submit your home grown joke. These are jokes where the punch line is an answer. Here's the interactive part. You do not supply the answer immediately. Let other Marvinites submit an answer. In a week or so, post the answer.

Marvin will start.

Once upon a time when Ronald Regan was presiding as President of the U.S. there was a man named Edwin Meese, and he was the Attorney-General of the nation.

Edwin and the rest of the Meese's move next door to you. They are lousy neighbors. They have wild parties with the Secret Service Agents and drunken corrupt politicians, the yard is a mess, loud irritating Michael Jackson and Spears from Sears music is blaring away, and the kids throw objects at you that are over five pounds and explode upon impact.

One day you say to yourself "I -at- th--- mee--s to p--c-s" (fill in the blanks)

Now, some of you may have seen the A&E Marvin biography episode, where the answer was given. Or, depending on how old of a sock you are, you will need to have seen a certain cartoon series way way back when. The answer is muttered continuously by this cartoon feline.