Marvin recently spent four days in Detroit. It was a tough crowd, but Marvin dazzled all. It sure is strange to see Canada (Windsor, Ont.) across the river and south of Detroit.
Canada and Windsor should be north. We have a problem. What was them original surveyors smokin?
Detroit is currently in an economic downturn. Marvin has a plan.
Create a make-work project to move Detroit south of Windsor and Canada, where it should be.
The river would also need to be moved. Simple. Workers fill up water bottles and manally relocate the river to where Detroit will now be. With all the water gone, someobody will need to fill the hole (jobs). Somebody will need to make a new hole for the new river (jobs).
Jobs for all. New maps will need to be created (jobs). Horray for Marvin.
Some of you may ask "Why not move Windsor instead and create jobs for Canadians?"
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Hello Marvin. The entire population of Windsor asked me to says this "Pooh on you"
Marvin, a standing arrest order has been issued for you should your sorry ass ever venture into Windsor. Your invitation to be the Grand Marshall of the annual "Pickle Parade" is withdrawn.
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